Saturday, January 19, 2008

At least somebody had a good day!

I actually had a fine day, but not as good as the couple parked in the street right next to Ned's mom's house. Usually you think of her neigborhood park as a calm, child-friendly place, but today a couple in a dark sedan was melting all the snow away. I was hanging out at Rolyne's house just doing a little reasearch, when Ned came back from a delivery. The moment he came in, he started calling out for me to follow him and take a look at what was going on outside. We quickly crept into the bathroom to take a closer look. What we then witnessed was a hard core make-out session that lasted for nearly 2 hours. I'm pretty sure it was a five seat car, but this teenage couple only needed one passenger seat. I could not see the man very well because the girl was covering him, but he didn't look like he had a shirt on. For the most part all I could see was her back side. So there we were, both of us standing in Rolyne's bathtub with our shoes on spying on this car flooded with teenaged hormones. It was like a train wreck; for some reason we just couldn't look away.

Well my first reaction was to do something classy like make an anonymous call to the police and then watch or maybe tap on their window and give a thumbs up, but Ned had a much more tactful plan in mind. We quietly snuck out the back and started launching snow balls over the fence at their car. Unfortunately, this couple was way too absorbed in what they were doing to notice a few chuncks of snow being pelted at them. Just a moment later, a car pulled up, and out popped a little girl all ready for some winter fun at the park. Did this deter the lovers? Well, yes eventually, but not right away. That poor girl will probably be scarred forever.

4 comments:

Kathi and Ryan said...

haha...it wasn't Ross was it??? I know, I'm so dead :-)

Scott & Karin said...

Who needs porn? And by the way, your little fall in the heels is EXACTLY why I don't wear them.

Lori said...

So this so called "guy" aka Ned, and "girl" aka Rachel...

Mechelle said...

HI Rachel,
I just found your blog. I am so excited to be able to keep in touch with you. I am not quite as excited as the couple in the car. Mechelle