Sunday, May 18, 2008

Kids say the darndest things!

Ned and I teach a 5 year old primary class and sometimes they have the funniest comments. Today Ned was explaining some of the ordinances that require the priesthood, and he brought up baptism. Little Chase quickly stopped him to help explain a little more about what baptism is. He said," My Kelsey will be baptised when she turns eight. Then Daddy will punch her under the water and she'll have to drink it all gone." Apparently Ned has been teaching them naughty things when I take the girls to the bathroom.

7 comments:

Andrea said...

He told them that? Those poor confused kids. Is he trying to get them to tell their parents what they learned, so he doesn't have to teach anymore?

Lori said that Ned is the king of "sniffing floss". Is it really what it sounds like (Gross), or is it something else? Please explain.

Lori said...

Ned, If you want to be released from your calling...just ask. Don't do that to the kids. Yeah Ned, explain the floss sniffing thing.

Rachel said...

I think Lori should explain the sniffing floss thing, and in the same breath have her tell you about how vivid her dreams are during pregnancy.

Rachel said...

Ned says he'll explain...

Andrea said...

We must blog at the same time a lot. I think this is the second time we have been within min of eachother. Lori did explain it to me earlier today, but I still want to hear Ned's version. Lori is a nut!

Rae Lovell said...

I am going through Rachel withdrawals, too. I definitely check your blog almost every day hoping there's a new post. And I love that you comment on all of my posts, so don't worry about it! And it won't be two years till I'm back - I'll be in Provo for at least a week in August, so I will for sure see you then! Congrats on the dance class - I want to be in one and jazz was awesome! Anyway, Seattle is awesome and I LOVE it! And the pig is so cute! I love her, too. Oh! And I love you!!

julie said...

Kids and their honesty! When will your parent's be in town?